This and That
Greetings everyone. I'm sorry I didn't post anything last week but school is keeps me so busy sometimes I have trouble remembering who I am. I finally did and realized I'd let all of you down. Well, I hope you were disappointed anyway.
I thought this week I'd just make a few observations about this and that. Last time I did post I said a few things that the church of Rome may not have been happy with so I'll keep it a little bit tamer this time. I'm still waiting for the catholic Gestapo to show up and discuss the matter with me in the alley out back.
My wife told me a few minutes ago that Burkes Peerage says that John Kerry is a descendent of Mohammed. I wonder if that means he is a murdering, plundering, child molesting bigamist like Mohammed was? Doesn't really matter I guess, after loosing next month he will hopefully fade into the wood work like so many other unsuccessful candidates of the past. On the serious side, if he has so many great plans to make everything better why doesn't he have the guts to outline what those plans are? Kind of the old put up or shut up idea.
Must admit that I was disappointed in the debate Thursday night. Not that it was all that bad or anything, but I don't think that either candidate scored a real victory. Kerry kept up his vague hints at having some real thoughts and Bush just held his own. I was really hoping that Bush would have "hit a home run" in a manner of speaking. That he would have scored enough points on the old "candidate choice" meter to pull all of the undecideds off the fence. Not to sure that happened. In fact I doubt that anyone was influenced one way or the other.
I hear that Al Gore published a column in the New York Times on how Kerry should debate Bush. Now there's a great idea. Take advice from the looser. Wouldn't it have been more appropriate for Gore to write a "Don't let this happen to you." piece? Maybe he did take the advice and that's why he couldn't state anything with real meaning, just more vague hints at ideas and no substance. It was a shame though that he lost that pretty orange color he had a few days before. It would at least have added a bit of a bright spot in the evenings festivities.
On to another subject. Can anyone explain to me why the Iraqi citizens are putting up with these crazed and spineless insurgents? All of these guys must be graduates of the gutless wonders Military Academy. Just last week they set of three bombs near U.S. troops and a new water station being dedicated. What did these brave "freedom" fighters accomplish? They killed 31 children all of whom I'm sure were a direct threat to them. You would think the rest of the people of that country would be more than happy to point out just who these fools are to the American troops or Iraqi authorities. You know, a simple "There's one of the slime bag baby killers now, arrest him."
This may sound a bit mean but when we do arrest them we should incarcerate them in a very special prison facility. I picture it as having only one level and many cells for individual prisoners with individual exercise yards outside of each cell. All equipped for just two prisoners, one Islamic "freedom" fighter and one three-hundred pound hog. Either the pig (the four legged one) or the brave "freedom" fighter could come and go from the exercise area as they chose. We would have to make sure we served them nothing but the best of cuisine of course, bacon and eggs for breakfast, BLT's for lunch, and ham for dinner. Another benefit of this prison design would be that the hog could teach the "freedom" fighter how to behave like a civilized human being. Of course we would have to take all steps necessary to make sure the "freedom" fighter didn't contaminate the hog in anyway. Don't want the people from PETA coming down on us.
Guess I'll quit here. Don't want to keep going until I say something that offends someone. Take care, God Bless and see you next week.
I thought this week I'd just make a few observations about this and that. Last time I did post I said a few things that the church of Rome may not have been happy with so I'll keep it a little bit tamer this time. I'm still waiting for the catholic Gestapo to show up and discuss the matter with me in the alley out back.
My wife told me a few minutes ago that Burkes Peerage says that John Kerry is a descendent of Mohammed. I wonder if that means he is a murdering, plundering, child molesting bigamist like Mohammed was? Doesn't really matter I guess, after loosing next month he will hopefully fade into the wood work like so many other unsuccessful candidates of the past. On the serious side, if he has so many great plans to make everything better why doesn't he have the guts to outline what those plans are? Kind of the old put up or shut up idea.
Must admit that I was disappointed in the debate Thursday night. Not that it was all that bad or anything, but I don't think that either candidate scored a real victory. Kerry kept up his vague hints at having some real thoughts and Bush just held his own. I was really hoping that Bush would have "hit a home run" in a manner of speaking. That he would have scored enough points on the old "candidate choice" meter to pull all of the undecideds off the fence. Not to sure that happened. In fact I doubt that anyone was influenced one way or the other.
I hear that Al Gore published a column in the New York Times on how Kerry should debate Bush. Now there's a great idea. Take advice from the looser. Wouldn't it have been more appropriate for Gore to write a "Don't let this happen to you." piece? Maybe he did take the advice and that's why he couldn't state anything with real meaning, just more vague hints at ideas and no substance. It was a shame though that he lost that pretty orange color he had a few days before. It would at least have added a bit of a bright spot in the evenings festivities.
On to another subject. Can anyone explain to me why the Iraqi citizens are putting up with these crazed and spineless insurgents? All of these guys must be graduates of the gutless wonders Military Academy. Just last week they set of three bombs near U.S. troops and a new water station being dedicated. What did these brave "freedom" fighters accomplish? They killed 31 children all of whom I'm sure were a direct threat to them. You would think the rest of the people of that country would be more than happy to point out just who these fools are to the American troops or Iraqi authorities. You know, a simple "There's one of the slime bag baby killers now, arrest him."
This may sound a bit mean but when we do arrest them we should incarcerate them in a very special prison facility. I picture it as having only one level and many cells for individual prisoners with individual exercise yards outside of each cell. All equipped for just two prisoners, one Islamic "freedom" fighter and one three-hundred pound hog. Either the pig (the four legged one) or the brave "freedom" fighter could come and go from the exercise area as they chose. We would have to make sure we served them nothing but the best of cuisine of course, bacon and eggs for breakfast, BLT's for lunch, and ham for dinner. Another benefit of this prison design would be that the hog could teach the "freedom" fighter how to behave like a civilized human being. Of course we would have to take all steps necessary to make sure the "freedom" fighter didn't contaminate the hog in anyway. Don't want the people from PETA coming down on us.
Guess I'll quit here. Don't want to keep going until I say something that offends someone. Take care, God Bless and see you next week.
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